Kentucky weedeater

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her and pulls them behind her back as if using a weed eater . Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.

Sheila had rugburn on her face and sore shoulders after I performed a Kentucky weedeater on her.

by Scott's bachelor party. April 22, 2017

Weed Eater

The most randomly generated punchline to a joke.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Weed eater"

by UR MOM IS HELLA GAY November 13, 2019

Weed Eater

Weed Eater is the punchline to the concept that humor will be “randomly generated”. It originally came from an episode of VeggieTales but more specifically a viral post of someone putting in the clip of the prediction under the title of, “VeggieTales predicts modern humor”.

Since then, to abstract memes (e.g Wide Putin) that don’t have a clear punchline, the response can often be Weed Eater, referring to the famous line said in the episode.

Person 1: *Posts weird meme*
Person 2: W E E D E A T E R
Person 3: Weed Eater

by LarryTheVegetable42069 June 21, 2020

Weedmate

Weedmate is someone who smokes weed with you,or helping you grow weed.

Luigi: Hey yo you know my weedmate Klentus? He's hella great.

by ThatPrettyGirl August 9, 2015

Weed Eater

The new solution to the equation 2 + 2.

Robot #1: “What is the solution to the equation 2 + 2?”

Robot #2: “I don’t know. What does 2 + 2 equal?”

Robot #1: thinking mode intensifies

Robot #1: “WEED EATER.”

Larry the Cucumber: “Now THAT’S funny!”

by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021

selfish weedmaster

Guy/Girl who wants all the weed you are smokin' with your friends for himself. Also, he breaks the holy weed-circle & your chill.

Michael: Here you go George, your turn.
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!

by melvinkremencek December 30, 2011

weedate

A social engagement or date where two people come together to enjoy nature's benefit of marijuana. Food that is infused, blunts/joints, & oil. Both parties remain higher than a kite while entertaining the other.
Warning: will cause munchies, excessive laughter, and put yo ass to bed.

He wouldnt invite me out dancing, but he agreed to a weedate. Even better! ;)

by Crzypotlady February 27, 2018