by G August 7, 2003
Get the Wayne Rooneymug. A english soccer player who will walk right into history books. he plays for Manchester United and is the best ever..
o wow who is number 10 for Manchester United?
thats Wayne Rooney.
o wow hes good, there he goes in for the GOOOOAALLL.......
thats Wayne Rooney.
o wow hes good, there he goes in for the GOOOOAALLL.......
by nikeman23 July 11, 2010
Get the Wayne Rooneymug. Earns more money than all of the haters on here COMBINED. Superb footballer but bad temper which he will inevitably get under control soon enough. Constant target of jokes and abuses by dumb English people but he ignores them all cuz the money is too much for him to even care about the talentless no names trying to get some attention. Wayne rooney is unlucky to come from England. his talent is not deserving of such a shit country like England. should have been German or Spanish or even American. Plays for the best football team in England and one of the best on the planet Manchester United. Admired by Mancunians and real football fans because he could not care less what anyone says about him. He is not about to change for anyone and he will not succumb to the Politically correct rubbish of England. He is the realest english footballer since Gazza.
All you internet warriors can say what you want about Wayne Rooney online cuz you are too scared to say that to him in person cuz you know he's gonna plant your face in your ass.
by bbbbgggg June 16, 2011
Get the Wayne Rooneymug. One of the best (next to Pele, Beckham, and Ronaldhino, 0h! and Ronaldo (the cute one :)) futbol players in the English Premier League GO MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!!!!!!
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by LAXERCHICALC14 April 18, 2005
Get the Wayne Rooneymug. hes big n scouse, not from far away,
hes jus as good as yer man pele,
he gets the ball; he puts her away,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney!
wanye rooney, wayne rooney, he goes by d name of wayne rooney!
best player that day at wembely,
unluky for us they took d cup away,
but in the league we kept them at bay,
a champion was wayne rooney!
wanye rooney, wayne rooney, a champion was wayne rooney!
we won it 6 times is wah the scoucers called,
but in the end they won sweet fuck all,
most of them are still on the dole,
even worse for them was inzaghis goal!
inzaghis goal, inzaghis goal, worse for them was inzaghis goal!
hes jus as good as yer man pele,
he gets the ball; he puts her away,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney!
wanye rooney, wayne rooney, he goes by d name of wayne rooney!
best player that day at wembely,
unluky for us they took d cup away,
but in the league we kept them at bay,
a champion was wayne rooney!
wanye rooney, wayne rooney, a champion was wayne rooney!
we won it 6 times is wah the scoucers called,
but in the end they won sweet fuck all,
most of them are still on the dole,
even worse for them was inzaghis goal!
inzaghis goal, inzaghis goal, worse for them was inzaghis goal!
Future Terrace song about wayne rooney, formor everton player now man utd hero!
hes big n scouse, not from far away,
hes jus as good as yer man pele,
he gets the ball; he puts her away,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney! ...
hes big n scouse, not from far away,
hes jus as good as yer man pele,
he gets the ball; he puts her away,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney! ...
by scouse hater August 1, 2007
Get the Wayne Rooneymug. He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
its Wayne Rooney
its Wayne Rooney
hes fat
hes scouse
hell fukin rob your house
its wayne rooney
hes near
hes far
hell fukin steal yer car
its wayne rooney
hes fat
hes red
hell take yer gran to bed
its wayne rooney
he fat
she's scum
he's probably shagged your mum
wayne rooney
wayne rooney
hes fat
hes round
he bounces up and down
its wayne rooney
he shot
he missed
he must be f **kin pissed
wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night
Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!
hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
its Wayne Rooney
its Wayne Rooney
hes fat
hes scouse
hell fukin rob your house
its wayne rooney
hes near
hes far
hell fukin steal yer car
its wayne rooney
hes fat
hes red
hell take yer gran to bed
its wayne rooney
he fat
she's scum
he's probably shagged your mum
wayne rooney
wayne rooney
hes fat
hes round
he bounces up and down
its wayne rooney
he shot
he missed
he must be f **kin pissed
wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night
Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!
hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"
by lee_23 slimmings March 4, 2005
Get the wayne rooneymug. by Michael Pirouet March 22, 2005
Get the wayne rooneymug.