by Mitch Yates December 11, 2008
Get the Wasselmug. A Wassell is the Guy at the Bar buying the drinks, and serving the Laughs, Honourable and sincere in their Intentions, and loyal to a Fault, first to jump in to defend the weak from the tyrannical, always has your back in a conflict if you're the righteous party, A spiritual Being born of Forest, and Lunar energy, the light of the Universe flows within a Wassell.
by TheEmpathicDiction July 31, 2018
Get the Wassellmug. Wassels be what ye doth youst;
upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;
swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.
upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;
swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.
The King doth wake to night,
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.
"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.
"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"
by I be Roliung, ye xefe! August 19, 2004
Get the wasselsmug. (Noun) The actions that are a result of referring to ones' phallus as a candy stick.
(Verb) Feeling a total lack of shame during the aftermath of a mid-day high school fecal accident in the pants.
(Verb) Feeling a total lack of shame during the aftermath of a mid-day high school fecal accident in the pants.
(Noun) Mikey was astonished when he had to come face to face with the wassel and started to realize that calling his penis a "candy stick" was something that he shouldn't of done.
(Verb) Mike was proudly wasseling when he gleefully announced to several of his classmates that he had crapped his pants and that the feces were still in them.
(Verb) Mike was proudly wasseling when he gleefully announced to several of his classmates that he had crapped his pants and that the feces were still in them.
by Roy Benum April 10, 2008
Get the wasselmug. 1. A bag of assorted gifts that you bring wasseling to give to others. It is expected as with all wasseling that the person or family whose house you visit while wasseling should invite you in for a drink.
2. A derogatory word for someone usually used in jest due to the humorous sound of the word.
2. A derogatory word for someone usually used in jest due to the humorous sound of the word.
exp 1. Hey bill, want to go wasseling through the neighborhood? I already have the wassel bags ready. I put some candy and a christmas CD in them.
exp 2. Can you believe how rude that lady was to the waiter? What a wassel bag.
exp 2. Can you believe how rude that lady was to the waiter? What a wassel bag.
by John MF B. January 6, 2009
Get the Wassel Bagmug. by shane1997 January 2, 2014
Get the wassellmug.