Wassel 

(Noun) A chubby and/or large-sized man who dresses up as an angel or any sweet and comforting character thus making the whole ordeal look absurd and deplorable.

Mike was quite bloated with love handles and the Burger King manager insisted that dressing him up as an angel sitting on a cloud for their new low fat Whopper commercials just looked sick and made Mike a wassel.

Wassel by Charlie Murphy February 25, 2004

Wassel 

A wild dance move where one will never bend their back.

"Oh look at Ben he is doing the Wassel again."

Wassel by Mitch Yates December 11, 2008

Wassel Bag 

1. A bag of assorted gifts that you bring wasseling to give to others. It is expected as with all wasseling that the person or family whose house you visit while wasseling should invite you in for a drink.

2. A derogatory word for someone usually used in jest due to the humorous sound of the word.

exp 1. Hey bill, want to go wasseling through the neighborhood? I already have the wassel bags ready. I put some candy and a christmas CD in them.


exp 2. Can you believe how rude that lady was to the waiter? What a wassel bag.

Wassel Bag by John MF B. January 6, 2009

capital wasteland 

1. The main location in a popular video game called Fallout 3 ( Basically a destroyed Washington D . C )

2. The real Washington D . C could still be considered a Capital Wasteland due to crime , crooked cops , crooked politicians , as well as it's strange on again off again gun ban laws that violate the constitution from the same country and so forth.

( example 1 ) Gamer 1 : " I killed a super mutant at the capital wasteland. "

Gamer 2 : " I didn't know you liked Fallout 3 ".

( example 2 ) Man 1 : " I got a job working for the government. "

Man 2 : " Really where at ? "

Man 1: " The Capital Wasteland. "

capital wasteland by The EVIL Vault Boy July 19, 2012

Debbie Wasserman Schultz 

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.

Fuck Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016

Wastelander

A person who not only loves freaking out at the annual end-of-days, blast zone celebration known as Wasteland Weekend, but carries that love into the rest of the year, enjoying things such as, (but not limited to), Mad Max, Fallout, The Blood of Heroes, and getting together/finding other Wastelanders to revel in the sun-scorched, bleach-boned, spiked-leather goodness of the post-apocalypse.

After months of raiding, the Wastelanders are gathering and headed to the Mojave to revel in madness and exult in their spoils.

Wastelander by liveMike May 18, 2013

Wessel'd 

The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.

Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.

Girl: You're face is clear and blue.

Guy: WTF?

Girl: You've been Wessel'd

Wessel'd by J-Milly November 9, 2013