Gin Wankerdom

the art of dressing a simple gin and tonic with every possible herb known to man and impressing a gin wanker into saying, "can you taste the botanicals in that?" Or "oooohhhhh, the white petal notes are really enhanced with the grapefruit rind"

Shim's gin wankerdom impressed Drew, he'd never had a botanical delight such as this in his life.

by Paulinevic July 28, 2017

Wankerphobia

1. The fear and/or discrimination of wankers (i.e. people who masturabte often).

2. The dislike of wankers

John came out as a wanker lately. I think Seb might have wankerphobia because he stopped hanging out with him

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

Wankerpedia

Wankerpedia is an encyclopedia full of exclusionary editorial snobs. No matter how you propose information to these wankers, they deem it inappropriate or not worthy of their all might bank of knowledge. They moderate your content between strokes while they are simultaniously jacking off to Britney Spears videos.

That fuckin' Wankerpedia turned down my definition of a buttnugget. Stupid fags!

by John the Kook February 9, 2009

Wankerous

Something self-indulgent, of interest only to the person who produced it. This thing inspires rancor.

The blog entry detailing the deep inner thoughts and feelings of the writer was extremely wankerous.

by Giselle G May 3, 2010

waggerpoopling

To mess around with someone

Person1: hey someone told me that you shat your pants? Is that true bruh?

Peraon2: nah i was just waggerpoopling ya know?

by Beckybeckinson December 10, 2016

wankerdoodle

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.

Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.

by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006

Wankertron

A person or organisation.

Amazon you absolute wankertrons, you have not attempted to deliver my parcel.

by tapdatasstaryn199115 February 3, 2015