Wankmongering Twatfish

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.

Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

Wankmonger

A person with a particular fondness for masterbation.

Eugene is a Wankmonger who doesn't have an original thought in his head!

by Norm Fasey November 3, 2006

wankbadger

a generic replacement for any given exclaimation or insult. used mainly for comedy effect.

'oi Damon - get on with it you feckin' wankbadger!'

'It's broken again? ahhh WANKBADGERS!'

by sack_ November 7, 2005

wangbangers

The greatest possible pair of jubblies/breasts imaginable. A common cure for erectile dysfunction.

god I would like put my wang in her wangbangers

by bigmitch91 September 14, 2010

Wankclanger

Its the drying coagulated spunk that you find in your hand on a Friday night, after passing out after having a wank.

I had a few to many bevvies last night, and woke up with a right nasty wankclanger in my hand.

by Roonie28 October 8, 2010

Wanktanker

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.

1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.

by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

wangdangler

wang - penis
dangle - to hang
wangdangler- to expose your penis in public

don be such a wangdangler!

by ali babar March 2, 2005