Wackberry

A nickname given to the popular RIM device, usually by people who hate it.

I would pick the iPhone or any Android or Windows Mobile devices over the Wackberry any day.

by blackberrydeveloper September 2, 2009

academic wankery

Language that academics use to bamboozle and confuse poor, unsuspecting students. The language encorpourates long and technical words designed to display intelligence and knowledge of literary terms but all it really shows is that the author is an academic WANKER! Or A.D for short.

A.D- A knowledge of contextual information broadens ones analytical and probing skills that adds dimension to the concept of existential construct developed after World War One.
Student- I don't get it!
A.D- That's because it really doesn't mean anything and I could probably sum up my point in one sentence because it is so shallow and brief but I would rather confuse you with my extensive knowledge of fuck all!
Student- Aha! Academic Wankery!

by Anna June 30, 2006

WaxBerry

A BlackBerry that has been fouled by the earwax of one's unhygienic, untidy, unkempt supervisor.

Hey Rick, Carol is trying to reach you on her WaxBerry.

by Rick Brown February 23, 2008

Wannaberry

Business phones obviously copied from the BlackBerry. Known by its square brick'ish black look and the full qwerty keypad.

I got the new Nokia.

What ever, it's just another wannaberry

by MojoHobo September 25, 2009

Wonkaberry

A word often used or said when there is absolutley nothing else to say. Also when you cannot remember what you were going to type in to that search engine, wonkaberry is often typed. Also, a common expletive.

Oh wonkaberry! I left my wallet in the gas station bathroom in chicago.

Bill-"Wonkaberry."
Bob- "What?"

by sir bibbly bob May 26, 2010

wankeurysm

An extreme headache with sudden onset which occurs while wanking, but prior to orgasm. A close cousin to the coital thunderclap headache, which occurs whilst engaging in actual sex, but for the lone pleasure seeker. The headache is so sudden and severe that the recipient fears they are having a brain aneurysm and is in danger of imminent death. On admission to hospital the sufferer must decide whether or not to reveal to healthcare professionals that they were masturbating when they experienced the extreme pain, and may or may not want to divulge how much effort they put into finishing in the face of extreme pain.

I was having a cheeky wank and I ended up in hospital for a suspected brain aneurism, but it turns out it was just a wankeurysm.

I had a wankeurysm and it was so fucking painful that now I'm too scared to touch my genitals in case it happens again.

by JJ4444 October 20, 2020

The Wankery

The name given to a specific room in a house dedicated to wanking. When 3 or more people use it once it becomes known as The Wankery.

paul, tim, simon: *wanking*
tim: Hey guys! looks like this is The Wankery now LOL
*continues*

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022