The past tense of "wammer" which is the act of accidentally slamming one's penis on an object. It can also be thought of as hammering with a wang.
"My dick just wammered my desk and it hurts like hell"
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"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."
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"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."
by MC Wammer June 3, 2013
Get the Wammered mug.1. John had no idea that girl was flirting with him. He is such a wammes!
2. Your roomate is a wammes, he has no idea everybody thinks his singing is horrible.
2. Your roomate is a wammes, he has no idea everybody thinks his singing is horrible.
by WibraMok February 26, 2023
Get the Wammes mug.I'm taking the whammel up the cut. Means I'm taking the dog for a walk along the nearby navigational waterway.
by rimaraf October 7, 2012
Get the Whammel mug.A subtle interjection, typically used by a third person, after someone has received an insult or made a mistake. Can also be used as a term used to describe any situation perceived to be funny at the expense of someone else.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Yo man how did you do on that exam today?
Dude 2: There was an exam today?
Dude 3: Ha. Wammers.
Example 2:
Dude 1: I just got head from that hot blonde Erica.
Dude 2: Dude WTF that's my sister.
Dude 3: Wammers.
Dude 1: Yo man how did you do on that exam today?
Dude 2: There was an exam today?
Dude 3: Ha. Wammers.
Example 2:
Dude 1: I just got head from that hot blonde Erica.
Dude 2: Dude WTF that's my sister.
Dude 3: Wammers.
by wammsteinrosenkatzberg May 17, 2010
Get the wammers mug.A wemmel is best described as something with a wobble on it, and can be used instead of the word wobble. For example a chair can have a "wemmel" on it.
wemmel can also be used in a plural form, wems, which has a different meaning. A girl can usually be found with a cracking pair of wems, but wems should only be used when the pair of breasts in discussion are in fact cracking.
wemmel can also be used in a plural form, wems, which has a different meaning. A girl can usually be found with a cracking pair of wems, but wems should only be used when the pair of breasts in discussion are in fact cracking.
"Christ, we'll have to fix that table, it's got a hell'uva wemmel on it."
"Christ, did you just see Faye? She has a cracking pair of wems."
"Christ, did you just see Faye? She has a cracking pair of wems."
by MCD. July 8, 2009
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Get the Butt Wummel mug.A Wamuel is a sexy human with a big elephants trunk who could nutmeg a mermaid blindfolded. This word is occasionally used to congratulate someone on a huge fuck off dub.
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