Sham-Wowed

The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.

Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"

by darryl&Leroy May 5, 2009

wowed

When an unattractive nerd like person see's a person they find attractive, they mouth the word "WOW".

I was driving my car and slowed down to turn the corner when some ugly balding nerd with taped up broken glasses wowed me as I drove past.

by Frog Princess August 24, 2009

Wowner

An errection caused by exposure to an impressive but non sexual thing.

This exciting new experience is giving me a wowner.

by sealeg August 20, 2014

wownderful

A combination of the words wow and wonderful to describe when something has both wowed you and is also wonderful.

1. Did you see that persons selfie it was truly wownderful!!
2. That outfit is totally wownderful!!

by shiveringshad0ws October 11, 2015

Woned

When somebody is under the influence of Cocaine or Ecstasy/MDMA (Wired) and under the influence of Cannabis (Stoned). Therefore making the person Woned.

Sam: "Hey did you go to that party on Saturday"

Riley: "Yeah dude, I was so fucking woned"

by 420blazeman August 12, 2018

Wowed

To get punked or to get embarassed. Anything that would make a crowd of people say "ohhh that kid got wowed"

My dog farted on my bed and jumped off to let me smell the stench. My ass god WOWED

by JAMAL August 1, 2004

Wowness

Often confused with 'whoaness or woahness'
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored

see Sarb

"You're nunga nungas are out like WOWNESS!"

by Pretty Pretty Princess November 15, 2005