When somebody is under the influence of Cocaine or Ecstasy/MDMA (Wired) and under the influence of Cannabis (Stoned). Therefore making the person Woned.
by 420blazeman August 12, 2018
One step farther than pwned, woned means to own severly. In gaming, the term owned means to dominate certain aspect of the game. Woning usually implies turning back the tide to your advantadge in a surprising motion.
-Rush in, GO GO, we got them...
-OMG what happened ?!
-Woned
or
-How did last game go?
-Woow we got so raped...I mean basically woned.
-OMG what happened ?!
-Woned
or
-How did last game go?
-Woow we got so raped...I mean basically woned.
by ninjastarrr May 07, 2009
This word originated in the the online game, "Counter-Strike." This word, unlike "pwned" or "owned," supposedly is the most respected win in a game. For instance, in CS, if i killed their entire team, then i would have woned their team. (2)Wonish - can be used to describe somebody's lack of skill.
by kevkev March 31, 2006
Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.
Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).
Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).
Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML
Jonathan: WONED
Bob: The noob spelled it wrong
Jonathan: WONED
Bob: The noob spelled it wrong
by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010
Same as owning someone in a computer game, except a much cooler pronounciation.
To own is to be greater than.
To own is to be greater than.
by James Barlow May 28, 2003
by Anonymous May 30, 2003