Woned

When somebody is under the influence of Cocaine or Ecstasy/MDMA (Wired) and under the influence of Cannabis (Stoned). Therefore making the person Woned.

Sam: "Hey did you go to that party on Saturday"

Riley: "Yeah dude, I was so fucking woned"

by 420blazeman August 12, 2018

Woned

One step farther than pwned, woned means to own severly. In gaming, the term owned means to dominate certain aspect of the game. Woning usually implies turning back the tide to your advantadge in a surprising motion.

-Rush in, GO GO, we got them...
-OMG what happened ?!
-Woned

or

-How did last game go?
-Woow we got so raped...I mean basically woned.

by ninjastarrr May 7, 2009

Woned

This word originated in the the online game, "Counter-Strike." This word, unlike "pwned" or "owned," supposedly is the most respected win in a game. For instance, in CS, if i killed their entire team, then i would have woned their team. (2)Wonish - can be used to describe somebody's lack of skill.

OMGOSH!!! DOOGIE! I so just woned your entire team!!!
Paul, you are so wonish.

by kevkev July 24, 2008

wone

Short for won one.

He wone a game against you.

by buznagn December 30, 2011

woned

Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.

Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).

Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML

Jonathan: WONED

Bob: The noob spelled it wrong

by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010

wone

Same as owning someone in a computer game, except a much cooler pronounciation.
To own is to be greater than.

Malis wones Russ at Counter-Strike

by James Barlow May 28, 2003

wone

To be better than. To own someone. Only spelt correctly, won.

Russ wons Malis.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003