*group of friends are sitting around a table and a waitress comes over to collect empty plates. Waitress
struggles and almost drops the plates*
Waitress: WOAH.
OR.
*someone accidentily goes on
facebook chat and clicks online to their 'people
I don't want to talk to' group.. 2 seconds later an ex pops up typing your name in capitals*
Crazy ex: BOB!!
You: WOAH.