Wizard

A person who does magic stuff and knows how to cast spells and whatnot.

Child 1: "Hello good Sir!"
Wizard: "Greetings."
Child 2: "Are you a wizard?"
Wizard (points his wand at Child 1): "Hocus Pocus!"
Child 1(screams then disappears into thin air): "AAH!!!"
Child 2: "Wow!!! So you are a wizard!"

by idefinestuffyoudontknowabout February 9, 2023

Wizard

When something is cool, awesome, or epic but on a higher level where such words would be unable to describe it.

Alfred: Mr. Wayne sir adding a cape to your costume would be so wizard....

by HolidayAwesomeGuy March 18, 2012

wizard

A 30-something year old man child with questionable mental stability, often a virgin, who lives in his parent's basement and spends a large amount of his time on the internet arguing with strangers and playing fantasy games.

Kylie's older brother, a wizard, always hung out in the basement and chased anyone who got too close to his lair.

by truethough$ June 29, 2019

the wizard

Farting into your hand, then throwing it at someone with a wizardly gesture.

"Oh man, someone just pulled a wizard on me!"

The Wizard: Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Fart!

by Hecuter September 8, 2007

Wizard

nickname for military psychologists and psychiatrists, which signifies these individuals‘ seemingly magical ability to make a service member disappear from the military after having diagnosed him or her with a serious mental disorder.

The wizard got that coporal discharged from the marine corps.

by littlegene October 21, 2010

Wizard

Someone who knows everything there is to know about drugs. Capable of giving you any advice you need so you dont O.D. or have a bad trip.

FatSac: I wonder if these shrooms are any good
BigDaddyKane: I dont know lets call the wizard (a.k.a. Jake Ivy)

by Zach & Ethan January 30, 2004

wizard

To grab the air around your lower regions after farting, bring the hand full of farty air up to your face, and blow it whimsically into someone else's face, as if blowing fairy dust. Most effective when making creepy wizard-like faces.

"Dude, I ripped one while driving over here and Brandon start whining about it, so I gave him the wizard."

by joe rp December 30, 2007