Child 1: "Hello good Sir!"
Wizard: "Greetings."
Child 2: "Are you a wizard?"
Wizard (points his wand at Child 1): "Hocus Pocus!"
Child 1(screams then disappears into thin air): "AAH!!!"
Child 2: "Wow!!! So you are a wizard!"
Wizard: "Greetings."
Child 2: "Are you a wizard?"
Wizard (points his wand at Child 1): "Hocus Pocus!"
Child 1(screams then disappears into thin air): "AAH!!!"
Child 2: "Wow!!! So you are a wizard!"
by idefinestuffyoudontknowabout February 09, 2023
When something is cool, awesome, or epic but on a higher level where such words would be unable to describe it.
by HolidayAwesomeGuy February 09, 2012
A 30-something year old man child with questionable mental stability, often a virgin, who lives in his parent's basement and spends a large amount of his time on the internet arguing with strangers and playing fantasy games.
Kylie's older brother, a wizard, always hung out in the basement and chased anyone who got too close to his lair.
by truethough$ June 29, 2019
by Hecuter September 01, 2007
nickname for military psychologists and psychiatrists, which signifies these individuals‘ seemingly magical ability to make a service member disappear from the military after having diagnosed him or her with a serious mental disorder.
by littlegene October 21, 2010
Someone who knows everything there is to know about drugs. Capable of giving you any advice you need so you dont O.D. or have a bad trip.
FatSac: I wonder if these shrooms are any good
BigDaddyKane: I dont know lets call the wizard (a.k.a. Jake Ivy)
BigDaddyKane: I dont know lets call the wizard (a.k.a. Jake Ivy)
by Zach & Ethan January 30, 2004
To grab the air around your lower regions after farting, bring the hand full of farty air up to your face, and blow it whimsically into someone else's face, as if blowing fairy dust. Most effective when making creepy wizard-like faces.
"Dude, I ripped one while driving over here and Brandon start whining about it, so I gave him the wizard."
by joe rp December 04, 2007