When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.
by TartOfThePops May 20, 2010
Wiping, Wiped, Wiper. The act of sliding, slapping or simply moving your penis across someone's face.
Jimmy proceeded to wipe his dick across Maratha's face wile spraying his man seed all over her face.
by KiLlEdByArAyGuN March 26, 2012
Kind of like saying ass-wipe. But a shortened version for that word. Basically used to describe a bro/fuckboy.
by yursh22 June 10, 2017
Guy 1: "Dude! I can't believe Jeff deleted our entire project! It's due today!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what a wipe."
Guy 2: "Yeah, what a wipe."
by Tasty Trio August 28, 2018
by Jeff April 16, 2004
In the sport of paintball - when a player "wipes" or clears a direct hit (an out) with their shirt, bunker, or the dirt with a slide in effort to play on.
Do you see that guy wiping his hit behind the bunker?
-It must've been one of those military sim mag-fed guys.
-It must've been one of those military sim mag-fed guys.
by SPHD February 01, 2015
The action in which you touch someone's ass by moving your hand between their legs, wiping your hand across their privates in the process.
That guy over there was looking like a hell of a snack so I had to give him The Wipe to let him know.
by Kun-Chan November 18, 2019