Wiping

When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.

"OMGWTFBBQ What's that smell??"
"Sorry dude, I'm wiping it today."

by TartOfThePops May 21, 2010

Wipe

Wiping, Wiped, Wiper. The act of sliding, slapping or simply moving your penis across someone's face.

Jimmy proceeded to wipe his dick across Maratha's face wile spraying his man seed all over her face.

by KiLlEdByArAyGuN August 11, 2012

A wipe

Kind of like saying ass-wipe. But a shortened version for that word. Basically used to describe a bro/fuckboy.

Yeah that guy is definitely a wipe.

by yursh22 June 10, 2017

Wipe

someone who is somehow able to ruin any given situation, no matter the circumstance.

Guy 1: "Dude! I can't believe Jeff deleted our entire project! It's due today!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what a wipe."

by Tasty Trio August 28, 2018

wiped

An insult, usually refering to one's failure
(originates from fpsd)

Did I just get wiped? Ya bitch, you got your ass WIPED! or... Don't make me wipe you.

by Jeff April 15, 2004

Wiping

In the sport of paintball - when a player "wipes" or clears a direct hit (an out) with their shirt, bunker, or the dirt with a slide in effort to play on.

Do you see that guy wiping his hit behind the bunker?
-It must've been one of those military sim mag-fed guys.

by SPHD February 1, 2015

The Wipe

The action in which you touch someone's ass by moving your hand between their legs, wiping your hand across their privates in the process.

That guy over there was looking like a hell of a snack so I had to give him The Wipe to let him know.

by Kun-Chan November 18, 2019