wackaloon

An individual person, or politician, who continually makes foolish statements, comments or surmises. Usually such statements or comments when made online are hidden behind screennames or aliases.

Speaking on soldiers trading images of war dead for porn, John Timor said "In prison, people trade for cigarettes. This is no different. You are all slaves."

John is a wackaloon.

by TIZReporter October 10, 2005

wackadoo

A person who is a step beyond crazy.

Watch out for the one with the funny look in her eye, I hear she's a total wackadoo.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

Wackadoo

The Oily Wifestyle

A woman in my area who posts on the local parenting Facebook page calls herself "The Oily Wifestyle" and I actively hate it, she’s a real wackadoo.

by Smutsmut November 11, 2019

wankadoodledoo

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.

"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."

by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

Whackafoo

Noun; the crease where the upper thigh meets the lower butt cheek. Typically observed when one wears exceedingly short shorts.

Look at that girl's whackafoo! Those shorts couldn't get any shorter.

by HandyDandyMatty September 4, 2013

whackdog

A whackdog is a person that isn't very smart, if someone doesn't know something obvious, whackdog is a valid insult

"How does she not know this! What a whackdog!"

by asariiiiiiiii March 2, 2020