Wetty

A lad/girl who spends all their time with their other half, rejecting mates to be loved up

Youre such a wetty for spending the last week with your missus

by qwerty523 October 22, 2011

Wetty

When someone throws a little temper tantrum.
Often accompanied by the voice entering a higher vocal register than usual and occassionaly with tears.

A person having a wetty: "oh no it's so unfair, I hate you all, I just want a milkshake is that too much too ask?!?!"

by jarry999 June 10, 2013

wetty

Wetsuit; used for surfing in cold water

Local: Dude aren't you cold?
Surfer: Naww i have my Wetty on so its fine

by Ajaxs April 29, 2007

Wetty

A person who likes looking at their reflection, having overly involved friendships with the opposite sex and being a general moist bastard. May be found fake tanning, doing their hair or talking about feelings.

Pete: 'She's a really handsome girl I'd love to have a spoon, cuddle and movie night'

Tom: 'You're such a fucking wetty'

by Usain Lloyd September 17, 2014

wetty

when something is utterly excellent

Man, this spliff is wetty!

by chungusfuckhead October 30, 2018

wetty

Shortened form of "wetback", an appropriate name for many of the illegal invaders who wade through the Rio Grande into the United States.

I have three jobs to support that free-loading wetty and his wife and 5 children.

by Gucc June 6, 2007

wetty

N-
An apparatus used for smoking weed, tobacco, and other smokeables.

Dropping a Wetty
V-
The use of a Wetty.

yesterday I dropped a big ass wetty, passed out, and woke up with a donkey and 15 cinnamon buns.

by wettydropper January 20, 2010