wowbulance

A word used to describe a person who needs to play the game World of Warcraft, and has a chance of committing suicide.

Furybean: I need wow :(
Mantra: Open Beta will not occur for awhile.
Furybean: I think I just died, ggz.
Mantra: Call the WOWbulance!

by ValorD October 28, 2004

Wambulance

A joke used insultingly toward a person who is whining about something stupid like a tummy ache.

Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!

Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.

by Slayn January 11, 2008

Wambulance

Wambulance is a fictional ambulance for someone who cries or whines.

Someone call 9-Wa-Wa!! We need a WAMBULANCE!

by droopie December 30, 2008

Call the wahmbulance

Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.

Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.

Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!

Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!

by Marc May 17, 2004

wahbulance

its what you call when someone whines too much

"I just spilled beer all over my new pants"
--better call the Wah-bulance !
--yeah, the number is 9-wah-wah !

wait, i hear the siren off in the distance....

'wah waH, wAH WAH !

by mattw August 16, 2005

wahmbulance

when someone is crying over something stupid, you tell them that you are calling one of these

see also wahmburger

Wah! Someone call a wahmbulance, this douche-tard didn't get his hs way. While you're there get him a wahmburger!

by wahmbulence driver March 5, 2004

waaambulance

What somebody should call for when they whine all the time.

She's always whining about something, she should call the waaambulance.

by Dillman January 5, 2007