vocabularical bitch slap

When someone uses a needlessly complicated or esoteric word when a simpler word or expression would suffice.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.

Why did you say "lacuna" to just say that he had a "break" or "opening" in his schedule? That was a needless vocabularical bitch slap.

by novalush December 18, 2009

Vocabulary-Fuck

The act of taking advantage of a human being of lower intelligence through the use of a higher level vocabulary.

Chris: You're a controlling bitch
Nicki: That really hurts my feelings
Chris: I apologize for being so astute
Nicki: Thanks for being so understanding

Nicki got Vocabulary-Fucked

by MD Wong May 14, 2008

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary

While writing a phrase or word the begins with the letter C, the C is then replaced with the letter K to make it sound Kool. This type of vocabulary can always makes the most dull sentances look so much more intesne.

Regular sentance: "I must now Combat with the mighty Comotose Crabs of Concubine and Crush the Crazy Cougars before the great Crackers of Canada Cock block all the Crackreads in Columbia."

Kool Sentance: "I must now Kombat with the mighty Komotose Krabs of Konkubine and Krush the Krazy Kougars before the great Krackers of Kanada Kock block all the Krackheads in Kolumbia."

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary is the Key to Kool writing.

by maxatron July 29, 2009

vocabulary

Those words that we speak

"My vocabulary is.... um... yeah..."

by Trimm October 21, 2003

improve your vocabulary

a phrase meaning: learn not only social manners, but, above all, how to correctly talk to your elders and people with more power and/or authority than you.

younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.

Amos: Sean, idiotagers have no manners these days. I am giving you two choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one, either you eat your own cheese for talking to me like that, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, go scratch yourself and come back to me when you have made up your mind.

by Sexydimma February 20, 2013

vocabularise

To add new words into ones own vocabulary

I love Urban Dictionary, it's such a cool way to vocabularise

by tezdread July 15, 2007

Vocabularily

a word used when expressing "vocab"

"I want to be challenged vocabularily."

"He vocabularily outsmarted her."

"Vocabularily, that is incorrect."

"That is so plain" -Failed Vocabularily...where as...:"The solid white scarf that Marissa is wearing is indeed quite dull." -Passed Vocabularily

by ThirteenReasonsWhyBookTalker March 26, 2010