Volkswagen 

the best cars ever made, plus its my house

all hail the bug!!!!!!

Volkswagen by carl September 11, 2003

Volkswagen 

The first car manufacturer to make a
SUV - the Schwimmagen (sp?) and the
first real station wagon (bus).

eh, stop the bus, is that a schwimmer
in the lake!!. now pass me that pipe
so i can get the bus running.

Volkswagen by vw66bus November 15, 2003

volkswagen 

1.) The true subject of Ralph Naders "Unsafe at any Speed"

2.) Fun to drive until it breaks five minutes later.

3.) Wiring is so screwed up an electrical engineer from NASA couldn't figure it out. (True Story)

4.) Still kicks the crap out of any rice burner out there.

1,2,3) Dude, I was just driving my volkswagen and my differential blew up. Oh Yeah and the fuse box caught fire again.

4.)Did you see that Volkswagen whoop on that riced-out Civic.

volkswagen by Joe Granger May 11, 2006

Volkswagen 

The car that hate built.

Batmobile is to Batman as VW is to Hitler.

Volkswagen by Nikthenyetminder February 13, 2005

Volkswagen 

German car manufacturer dissed by people who drive burn-out race models with shitty handling and need way too much maintainance.

vw's are cool

Volkswagen by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Volkswagen 

A car that is made in Mexico, but sold in the United States.

Dude... I just had to take my Volkswagen Jetta into the shop again, and they say the warranty doesn't cover the $2000 repair. Can I borrow your Ford?

Volkswagen by Mennonite May 6, 2006

volkswagen 

The act of cheating and/or deception in a testing environment.

I absolutely volkswagened this test by having all the correct answers at hand.

The researcher volkswagened his findings.

volkswagen by JackPrince December 26, 2017