Volatile 

A man whose sexyness has no equal on this earth

Volatile is such a sexy bitch.

Volatile by Namjama February 17, 2003

volatile vagina 

An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.

Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."

Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."

volatile vagina by cmoney55 December 7, 2011

volatile blonde 

A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.

I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!

volatile blonde by lovescalifornia November 4, 2009

volatile ass

When you eat something that disagrees with your stomach, then you’re on and off the pot with liquid shits or diarrhea

“Dude, I had the worst case of volatile ass after having that burger last night”

volatile ass by Rocket6488 February 12, 2019

Volatile Crocodile 

Alcoholic drink mix of 12oz. of Blue Gatorade and a 1.5oz shot of 151 proof rum/bourbon. Extremely tasty, somewhat mild. Could be interchanged with other Gatorade flavors as well.

-My friend Blake and I were drinking some Volatile
Crocodile last night. Man we got so wasted!

-Me: Dude is Jesse drunk??
-Friend: Yeah bro! He was shooting some Volatile Crocodile!

Volatile Crocodile by Steve Irwin :3 June 21, 2012

Volatile Jizz Bath

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.

Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?

Person B: By taking a Volatile Jizz Bath
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person A: Pussy.

Volatile Jizz Bath by Professor Magnum Dong November 25, 2013

Volatile ou 

A foul person and dirty ou

Usually a sewer rat.

U a volatile ou

Volatile ou by Sea darkie July 5, 2022