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Vikings

Vikings were Norse or Scandinavian raiders and seafarers. From the late 8th to early 12th centuries they raided wide areas of Europe and also established many governments, and trading networks. The Vikings were known for their ferocity and sailing ability. The word “Viking” does not describe the Norse or Scandinavian people as a whole, but rather it describes the Norse or Scandinavian men who went sailing and raiding.

The vast majority of Viking raiders were male, and the main reason they originally started their raiding was because they wanted to acquire women from foreign lands for sex and marriage. Viking men would return from their raiding with large amounts of women that they had kidnapped. Polygyny was common, so rich and powerful Viking warriors had many wives and concubines.

Apart from Europe, the Vikings had activities in faraway regions such as North Africa, and the Middle East. There is also ample evidence that Vikings had colonized parts of North America. The Vikings have had an undeniable impact on the course of world history.
Vikings were known for their ferocity in battle. They would often defeat their enemies, and then steal their women.
by Ivar the Boneless August 3, 2019
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Vikingitis

A disease state characterized by misplaced hope. The disease may be contacted early into a Minnesota Viking season, however most symptoms (I.e, hope, delusions of grandeur,) do not manifest until the post season. While there is no cure, the symptoms never lasts past the NFC championship. A
My wife keeps saying the Vikings may go to the Super Bowl this year, I’m concerned she may have contracted vikingitis.
by Tom Kra January 7, 2020
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Doing good while being bad
The vigilante killed a weapons dealer to save innocent lives
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vigilant forums

Loser conspiretard forum for idiots. Ripoff of another place.
deflect and project huh zux? going for the full range of narcissistic defense mechanisms this lovely rainy morning on vigilant forums?

1d is evil satan takin' over. Loser teeny bopper.
by myimmortalfan1 November 8, 2013
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Viking up

Viking up

a more fierce vision of man up.
the world is relatively tame since the days when you tried not to catch an axe in the face on the way home.

we put on suits and ties now but we'd viking up real fast if we needed to.
by md76 February 15, 2010
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Techno Viking

a viking visiting Germany, techno vikings heart beats loud enough to provide music for the annual "fuck parade" in Berlin.

able to shatter a persons nerves by simply pointing at them

requires water to be served to him upside down, and is delivered notes on a weekly basis
"this hi-fi sound system runs at 1/10th the volume of Techno Viking s heart beat"
by androooow February 25, 2009
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Lonely Viking

The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".
Lisa Russ is so hot, I just want to lonely viking her so bad.
by aliens9700 May 10, 2007
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