vending machine

a group of "snacks" in one setting

my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine

by jlunsford2 June 3, 2018

vending machine

vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.

Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus

by koksta September 14, 2009

Vending Machine

An alternate coded name for a cocaine dealer; generally one who sells larger than average volume.

Person A: "I'm going to get coke from the Vending Machine."

Person B: "That's Dope, man"

by Modest Pelican September 2, 2019

vending machine kid

A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.

vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?

wall kid: because your a freak!

vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?

wall kid: no

by solidguyger March 14, 2011

STD Vending Machine

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker

That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.

by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

vending machine dance

A dance performed in front of a vending machine while waiting for your purchased treat to slowly drop;the dance is performed with your elbows bent at a 100 degree angle with your hands firm in front of your hips and your impatiantly move up in down in a kind of a bouncing motion

While waiting for her 3 musketeers bar Tiffany became impatiant and performed a vending machine dance.

by suasageelbowfest March 14, 2009

pussy vending machine

A girl who will have sex with anyone. Also, see cum dumpster

When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"

by erinol0 March 15, 2009