Vanisher

A person who inexplicably vanishes before your eyes. They appear to be of normal human composition with the exception of their uncanny ability to simply be 'there' one minute and 'not there' the next. A vanisher may or may not engage its witness, but invariable ends up by stepping at least partially out of view for a split second and then disappearing completely. This is not a matter of object permanence, as an immediate and thorough inspection of the area which they supposedly entered will invariably reveal no sign of their presence. Revenants of sorts, they tend to manifest themselves mainly between the hours of 3 and 5 a.m.

Holy shit! That guy just stepped around the corner and then he was gone! I mean, I just looked back there and he's nowhere to be found...

Yep, that's a vanisher.

by Will93 September 29, 2011

disa-fukin-vanished

v.intr. dis-ə-'fukN-'van-isht

meaningless intesive description of a lost/missing item or person that has no chance of ever being found again: Will remain unfound until the end of time: Is now non existent.

The brain cells that I use for remembering to give a shit have disa-fukin-vanished since last nights drinking festival.

Jimmy Hoffa disa-fukin-vanished on July 1975.

by Jay up in AK April 17, 2009

The Vanicsek-Turing Test

Let an AI write 5 publications for you, if they accept it write a 6th one about how your AI fooled them 5 times and publish it to the same place.

- “What did you mean by ‘the sperm count of genderless frogs can be as high as the number of all the Toyota corollas in the world'?”
- “Well the real question is what does it mean to you?”
- "I think you just failed the Vanicsek-Turing test."

by the1g June 27, 2022

vanished like a fart in the wind

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .

Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.

by Crgreen January 20, 2017

Vanisher

Person that although awesome in its core, is very unreliable, disappointing at times, has a lack of presence, effort and/or fulfillment from his part in relationships.

The father of the kid was a real vanisher so she divorced him.

by snav98 February 6, 2017

Vanisher

A sexual manoevure where a man is performing anal sex on a woman in front of a window and another man is standing outside the window. The first man takes his penis out of the woman's anus, pretending to take a break and jumps out of the window, allowing the second man to step in and continue the sex.

After Adriano got puffed out, Alec stepped in with a professional Vanisher.

by Adriano Ventra November 17, 2007

VanishedSumo826

A complete badass that will fuck you up

/VanishedSumo826 has removed breathing privileges

by The Hell Hounds October 13, 2019