Van Hoe

Somebody who is an arthoe and has a liking for all things yellow. Especially mustard yellow.

A typical example of a Van Gogh hoe

Did you see her yellow overalls? Such a van hoe.

by Blobthelobhoe September 21, 2018

vanhouten

A complete and total disaster of a person.

Late again, vanhouten?

by Missile MP el G February 9, 2019

vanhorn creepin

A term used to describe a person who stalks around corners and is always on the alert of their surroundings. A person of low intelligence lack of memory and all around creepy. The person will creep up on women and then go off on them like a horn.

While I was sitting outside of a restaurant I spotted a man in a white polo vanhorn creepin across the street.

by pemberton August 15, 2009

vanhorne

A stinky meth gobbeling door-to-door Sales person!

Don’t answer the door there is a vanhorne!

by Directv man October 28, 2017

Vanholer

A person who pulls off an awesome move reminiscent of the classic plot in action movies where a van stops right over a manhole, and the bank robber escapes through it via a hole cut into the floor of the van.

Dude, you should have seen his face, I totally pulled a vanholer on him!

by Charles Vanholer May 11, 2010

vanhoff

to call one a mandrake user

You lame ass vanhoff, use freebsd.

by iuno June 23, 2004

Vanhaeverbeke

A Vanhaeverbeke is a girl that loves to watch Tasty videos, has a crush on Romeo Beckham, and doesn't eat food. She usually has blond hair and has blue eyes.

Damn that Vanhaeverbeke looking extra skinny today

by Ya boi lombardi November 26, 2018