Vanderflu

When you are feeling good but call in sick

Jeff called in sick. He must have caught the vanderflu

by Simple jay August 29, 2017

Vandersloot

V -- 1. To seemingly get away with an obvious crime, foul, violation, or mistake due to the ineptness of others, only to do something even more inept and get caught; 2. To have the world by the tail and totally fuck up; 3. To goof, err or fail. N -- 1. A crazy killer with bad skills; 2. A Fucking dumb ass; 3. A popular cheese in the Netherlands.

I thought I got away with stealing a watch from that store, but then I totally Vanderslooted when I walked back into the store and the watch fell out of my pocket.

by Joeyank12 June 5, 2010

vandersnatch

A vagina with mushrooms, moss, nasty and wrinkly

I bet that kid has a vandersnatch!
Do you see the mushrooms from his vandersnatch?

by treesboi September 25, 2015

vanderslice

1. to repeatedly borrow small items reduced to units with no intention of returning the favor, while avoiding the use of alternative resources such as a credit card

2. to acquire small items (typically consumable) from friends in small increments or slices by pleading poverty, even though alternative means are available.

3. to mooch despite available personal funds or resources.

I can't believe Keith vandersliced me out of 3 beers at the bar... I saw him using his own credit card later that night!

I saw her vanderslicing cigarettes during the entire concert, only to later use her own cash to buy shirt for the merch table.

by Garpike November 20, 2010

vandersloot

verb.

to abduct a girl and make her disappear, esp. from a bar and esp. through the use of alcohol or narcotics.

The way Joanna is letting guys buy her shots and dancing topless on the bar, it's almost as if she's asking to be vanderslooted.

Christian acts like a total vanderslooter - always buying girls drinks and inviting them back to his house.

by elgato23 February 17, 2009

sneaky vandersloot

Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.

Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!

by smithee985 September 18, 2010

Vanderflu

When you are feeling good but call in sick

Jeff called in sick. He must have caught the vanderflu

by Simple jay August 29, 2017