to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a complete dumbass that does what "the man says."
"Jesus we should have been done with this ditch work three hours ago. If Vance vaselates this any longer we will get whistle bit."
by kdot March 26, 2008
Get the vaselate mug.To thoroughly lubricate one's privates or nether regions for masturbation or other sexual activity. Derived from the petroleum jelly product Vaseline.
Carl's girlfriend was thoroughly enjoying his delivery of oral foreplay but she stopped him to allow him to Vaselize himself for some highly anticpated anal plundering.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
Get the Vaselize mug.Vamplien -noun / adjective
I. A vampire cross alien.
II. An awesome person, someone who's awesomeness you envy.
I. A vampire cross alien.
II. An awesome person, someone who's awesomeness you envy.
E.g: If Edward Cullen and ET had a baby, its species would be 'vamplien.
E.g: Wow look at that girl over there! She's so vamplien!
E.g: Wow look at that girl over there! She's so vamplien!
by Emily / Heartwood January 12, 2010
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Fans of the vamps are very close we are all one big family or vamily. We look out for each other like a family.
by 🎶Em🎶 August 27, 2016
Get the Vamily mug.Hates vegetables and loves cheese pizza. She will steal the scene in any and all Karaoke songs, even when she's sitting in the audience. Reliable & loveable... Known for her curvaceous assets. She can do side bends or sit ups, but she sure can't loose that butt.
That girl over there got a Vanelis body, daaaaamn!
I'm going out and I'm totally going to Vanelis that karaoke club.
I'm going out and I'm totally going to Vanelis that karaoke club.
by klinggirl February 2, 2010
Get the Vanelis mug.The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;
"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"
by wstlngy July 13, 2009
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