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vanity plate

A special type of vehicle registration plate on an automobile or other vehicle. The owner of the vehicle pays extra money to have his or her own choice of numbers or letters, usually forming a recognizable phrase, slogan, or abbreviation on their plate.
I once thought of getting a vanity plate that say FA-Q or FA-QUE. But then I decided it would be better not to have my windows smashed.
by Progressor February 8, 2014
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vanity fair

A place characterized by frivolity, excessive display of how fancy this place is, and pretentious.

It comes from the the book Pilgrim's Progress, where there was a fair in a town called Vanity. Later on, there was a book called Vanity Fair, and that's when it became a common term.
I got invited to a party at my friend Martha's house. You know, the rich girl who's related to the queen? Anyway, the party was a vanity fair.

What movie should we see? I'm thinking of seeing Vanity Fair. It's based on a novel I had to read in high school.
by Newbia September 1, 2004
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Vagity

The gravitational or Vagitational pull towards the vagina. The attractive force causing a person to perform an action or task based on their need or desire for the vagina.
He is a victim of vagity.
by Peter Dauncey June 10, 2008
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cyber-vanity

noun or verb

The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)

See also: cyber-affirmation
Dan is totally into cyber-vanity. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
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Vanity Hero

the type of person on xbox live that completely kicks anyone ass who doesn't afraid of teabaggers while he teabagges those he feels are worthy of his crotch in their face
by Moneyapple/CurrencyPear March 13, 2011
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Valita

A gorges, smart girl, kind, usually tall with brownish gold hair. She is a great friend who will always be there for you she loves her music.. especially singing and cant help herself. She can make anyone laugh with her sense of humor, people. She is a complete lunatic and has a very short temper. If she doesn't like you she wont be mean but she will be very short with you. When she walks through the door all eyes are on her. She is drawn to people with an amazing sense of humor.

She has been broken by boys that don't respect her and is having a hard time getting over it.

Once you have a place in her heart there's no getting out.She will love you with every bit of her and once she trusts you she will tell you everything.

She has to know everything and will try everything to know. Secrets are not kept from her for a long time.
:Who's she

:Valita
: She's gorges

: Dude she is my cousin
by Rawrateme March 12, 2013
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vanity sizing

"Vanity Sizing" is a brand's way of appealing to a customer's ego by slapping a size 2 label on a garment that's much more like a 6.
“Vanity Sizing” is the new epidemic in Hollywood!
by PatB123 July 19, 2006
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