vaginamony

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.

Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!

by MattOly May 13, 2005

vaginainia

Patriotic Sex at Virginia Beach

Hey Bikiki, do you want to go have vaginainia?
Like at Virginia Beach?
Yeah.
Sure!

by MF Girls February 8, 2021

vaginamony

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.

Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.

by coder April 18, 2005

Vaginadinaphobia

The fear of performing oral sex on a female(s)

Elton John is a vaginadinaphobic.

I was going to eat out this chick, but I have vaginadinaphobia.

by Vaginadiner July 11, 2009

Vaginaclunkinitis

1. A term used to describe a vagina which is abnormally loose; an untight pussy

2. A "disease" where the vagina is untight

Example:

Bill: "Dude I totally screwed Jill last night"
Bob: "How was it?"
Bill: "It sucked, she has vaginaclunkinitis"
Bob: "Damn that sucks"

by EthanChrist March 11, 2010

Vaginamancy

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.

In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy

by centricity October 15, 2010

Vaginacne

When the vaginal area is surrounded by acne, making it unable to penetrate.

Nate: Oh yeah, Justine is so hot, I'd fuck her so hard.
Joe: No way dude, that vaginacne turns me off

by Rogerzz August 5, 2011