vag badge

To have sex with many people in one night, or when you first lose your virginity you also earn your vag badge, but it gets revoked as time passes where you arent gettin any poon, and it is still acceptable to say you earned your vag badge even if you are not a virgin and you just banged 4 chicks, you dont maintain this vag badge, because if you did, then you could never say:

"i got my vag badge tonight!"

by F Schnitzel August 26, 2007

Vag Badge

A demerit given to men who put their ho before their bro

Jim gets a vag badge for ditching us to go make out with Sally.

by rickrollo March 25, 2009

vag badge

A badge gay men can proudly wear, once they have had sexual experiences with women.

"Greg is such a flamer... He doesn't even have his vag badge!"

by Joel67 August 12, 2008

vag badger

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

by CellBlock March 11, 2005

vag badged

Vag badged

When a female quickly puts her vagina lips on a male's face, much like when a male tea bags a female
Example: "oh my God! Ashley was dancing on the bar and totally vag badged Clark's face!"

by Carly Charity October 24, 2009

Vag Badger

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.

Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.

by thevagbadger July 6, 2009

vagbadger

Someone who relentlessly tears into vagina. A larger, more aggressive relative of the twattermite.

She walks so funny because her boyfriend is a complete vagbadger.

by Dr. Doolots April 3, 2010