vasectomy

To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.

Alex needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.

by Fireblood September 21, 2005

Voscillate

Violent, eccentric and energetic movements which include one's limbs flailing about in all directions, mostly to high tempo/beat music which raises the heart's BPM. Used most commonly in dance clubs and/or at parties, this action is used whilst completely out of your mind on the effect of alcohol. Also a more decisive word for "Skanking" or "Skank".

So this one time, I was completely voscillating my arse off and this guy just requested a dance off!

Or

Oh my fucking god, mate, check that guy! He sure knows how to voscillate!

by Totally not me lol November 2, 2012

russian vasectomy

Getting a revolver and blowing one's gonads off.

I didn't want to waste the money, so I just decided to have a Russian vasectomy.

by MuthaLuvR April 14, 2014

Foot Vasectomy

Permanently altering a man’s ability to reproduce by kicking him in the balls or standing on the balls and crushing them.

Dan wanted to make sure he could not father any children so he had me kick him in the nuts repeatedly, giving him a
Foot Vasectomy.

by AileronGirl August 19, 2007

vasecto-jeans

A pair of jeans, too tight for a man to wear, thus cutting off circulation of the lower extremities, especially the package. As made popular by the Atypical Sports Show podcast www.atypicalsportsshow.com

Man, look how tight those vasecto-jeans are. You can see the sweat rolling down his leg and everything.

by m1zzark September 19, 2009

Vasectomy

Devenomizing the Cobra

Getting a vasectomy is like Devenomizing the Cobra

by Dritzz September 11, 2011

Mexican Vasectomy

Any kick or punch to the testicles that is so damaging, that sexual reproduction becomes impossible.

I gave that asshole at the bar last night a Mexican Vasectomy for looking at me funny.

by Derp Urban September 13, 2014