Vaginista

A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.

Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"

Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."

Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"

Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."

Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"

Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."

Brad: "What?"

by cowboythecat April 25, 2009

Vagionista

A woman who lets her vagina speak for her. Can be spotted easily in a crowd, usually doing everything BIGGER like dancing or drinking with her girlfriends.

A woman who prides herself on independence and.....her vagina. She makes it a point to bring it up in conversation. Even at family reunions.

A sparkly vagina.

"I wanted to get that girl's digits...but she looks like a vagionista."

"I wanted to invite (insert your bitchy girlfriend's name here) to go out with us....but she is such a vagionista."

by MFLUDER June 4, 2012

Vaginist

1) a woman very skilled in the art of love-making
2) a loose woman
3) a skank

"Look at those two girls over there! They look like vaginists."

by The Crox Rocket June 10, 2009

VaginaStache Wax

When you havent blown a load in a week and you empty your balls on to your girl's landing strip. Then proceed to curl her stache using your jizzum as wax

Chris: Hey man, did you have fun with your girl last night??

Josh: Ya bro! I gave her some vaginastache wax!

Chris: What the donkey balls is vaginastache wax?

Josh: I blew a fat load on her vaginastach, then twisted the ends using my jizz as wax. You know, vaginastache wax.

Chris: Oh nice! Im gonna go spacedock myself.

by Hosh NYC April 9, 2010

vaginisation

The operation by which a male is transformed into a femail, thereby releasing him from the chains of logic. He/She is now also allowed to change his/her mind on a whim and no longer has to offer an explanation for anything. Making all things somebody elses fault.

Mr Smith the Dr sayes he's ready to begin the vaginisation now.

by evilsooty April 16, 2003

Vaginistic

Having the qualities of a vagina.

Eugene Jo is very vaginistic.

by Tim Yang December 19, 2008

vaginista

A purveyor or fine pussy.

That dude gets all the fly trim, he is a regular vaginista.

by Jason74 April 28, 2008