Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.

Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...

by Madfat October 3, 2007

Unprotected Sex Partner

An unprotected sex partner is one who does not have a gun, or some other weapon when having sex.

Steve Allen only has male unprotected sex partners. He thinks women are icky.

by The Original Energizer Bunny October 19, 2008

unprotected snooze

The period of time between when your alarm clock initially wakes you up (you turn it off instead of hitting 'snooze'), and when you actually get out of bed. After it's off and you're still lying there 'resting your eyes for a couple more minutes' you risk the chance of falling back asleep without an alarm clock to wake you up this time.

Jim: Why were you 15 minutes late today?

Bob: I woke up on time, but then I had unprotected snooze and, well, you know the rest.

by Rutherford Jones June 9, 2009

unprotected sex

1.) The only real kind.

2.) A good way to get HIV.

1.) Guy #1: I had sex last night.

Guy #2: Did you use a jimmy hat?

Guy #1: Of course not.

Guy #2: So you had unprotected sex?

Guy #1: ...is there any other kind?

2.) Guy #1: I had unprotected sex with a Brazilian transsexual.

Guy #2: You have HIV now.

by BigGrabby August 17, 2009

unprotected eye sex

the act of holding a passionate gaze (eye sex) with someone from across the room without wearing any protection; such as eye glasses, sun glasses, or contacts.

I hope I don't get pink eye after having unprotected eye sex with that guy.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh July 16, 2009

unprotected sleep

Turning off the alarm clock and resuming snoozing, risking not waking up for an important task.

I had 45 minutes of unprotected sleep. Got fired, but it was worth it.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Unprotected McGangBang

A double Cheeseburger and Spicy McChicken. Simply split the double cheeseburger between the two meat patties and place the Spicy McChicken inbetween the two meat patties and enjoy. Different than McGangBang because there is a spicy mcchicken instead of a mcchicken. The spicy represents a possible STD contracted during the McGangBang. Hense UNPROTECTED McGangBang.

McDonalds Employee: What would you like to order?
You: I would like a Unprotected McGangBang please.
Mentally Handicaped McDonalds Employee: A double cheeseburger and Spicy McChicken?
You: Yes, please

by psubigtimechuck July 3, 2008