i am pretending to type something

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

Type Zero

A person that does not have Diabetes – Symptoms of Type Zero include vastly stupid questioning of people with Diabetes, inability to distinguish between Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes and making wild assumptions on what people with Diabetes can and can’t do, or eat. Severe Type Zeros will often encounter sudden pain in the jaw area. This is caused by getting punched in the mouth by an offended person with Diabetes.

Typical Type Zero comment "Oh. I know a diabetic. They have the Bad version".

by The Grumpy Pumper December 24, 2012

Type Shit

A colloquial term that is used in conjunction with a phrase, idiom, verb or adjective to quickly summarize a given scenario.

I looked for that dude all day, then my boy called me and told me where to find him so of course I pulled up on some "yo ima beat your ass" type shit.

Marcus came to school thinking he was fly, on some "I got some new shoe" type shit.

My girl always wants to start shit, she'll be on some "who you texting" type shit.

by H4V0K_864x August 26, 2018

type shit

a way of saying "... shit like that"

A: What's inside that package
B: Just some plastic bags, paper ... type shit.

by XylaAlyx December 1, 2021

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youhaveofficiallybeencursed

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by pdtd September 3, 2021

Type 1 Diabetes

When your pancreas doesnt work at all, but it IS NOT your fault. Type 1 is when you are not a fat ass and eat yourself sick. Its when your body goes apeshit crazy and kills itself staring with your pancreas. funnnnnnn, eh?

"So you have diabetes? but youre not fat?"

"I have type 1 diabetes dumbass..."

by MadiMay August 23, 2011

Type any word here…

People joke about how you have to be really bored to type this in but you have to be even more bored to make your own definition of this.

Type any word here… is what's in the search bar

by I eat poop 69 January 12, 2022