twidiot

A person who tweets their crimes.

Definitely knocked a cyclist off his bike earlier - I have right of way he doesn't even pay toad tax! #bloodycyclists - I'm a total twidiot

by johnflesh May 25, 2013

twidistic bananable

A twisted, sadistic, banana-eating, cannibal!

Did you hear about that twidistic bananable that escaped the jail last week?

by Jackie Elzi February 4, 2007

Twiddict

a person who is addicted to Twitter.com, and has to update almost every couple of minutes or hour(s)...

Person 1: CRAP! I forgot to update my Twitter in the last 24 hours!

Person 2: Wow...ur SUCH a Twiddict.

by LinZee15 October 16, 2008

Twidicule

To publicly make fun of someone or a group of people via Twitter.

Damn, @kim is really lashing out today, unleashing tons of twidicule onto everybody!

by Tommy BT May 11, 2011

Twidiots

Twidiots means twitter and idiot online cyber thugs who likes to argue, troll, and spam you for stupid reasons.

foolish cyber internet thugs that thinks they're tuff behind computers and thinks they can get away with anything because they live in different regions them twidiots are menacing

by Rokai August 8, 2014

twidiot

Noun - a shitgibbon who sits on his gold toilet and flings his feces all over Twitter at 3AM.

Donald Trump is a serial twidiot.

by WakeUpAmerica June 23, 2017

Twidiot

One who spends too much time tweeting, too little living.

Bob: Did you hear how Mike almost missed his plane/wedding/job interview because he fell off a curb while tweeting about his jog/facebook page/morning coffee?

Tom: He is such a twidiot!

by KatieKakes September 29, 2009