Twatbiscuit

A person who is generally not liked.

Prone to ruining things, a twatbiscuit is never too far away.

"Hey Conor?"

"Yeah?"

"You're a twatbiscuit."

by E-dog January 10, 2013

twattish

Having qualities of a twat.

Eminem is brimming with twattish lyrics.

by H TO THE ARLOT December 11, 2002

twatiosity

When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.

Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!

Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!

by Blondie and Rawkitup June 9, 2005

twatism

Twatism is the art of being a twat. It is NOT the female vagina in this meaning.

Twatism is a collective term for behavior that makes people a 'twat'.

Man: I hate my colleagues!
Woman: twatism is the word you're looking for. you work with twatism

by Jay9887 April 27, 2008

twatfish

A twat, that smells like fish.

Often used as an offensive term or insult. Meaning as an annoying individual.

Ex.1.

"How was Jessica last night?"
"Not good, man. Twatfish."
"Ugh!"
Ex. 2.

"Man, Kadie is so bitchy lately."
"I know right, total twatfish."

by inmylifetime September 13, 2011

Twatish

Behaving or saying something way out of context; behaving like a twat

Ken: Obama's healthcare reforms are crazy
Joe: What a twatish comment. What do you want - millions of people without any care? You are a real twat

by rapmac September 29, 2009

Twatistan

A dazzling country whose capital city, Epic Win, plays host to the greatest people; you will ever know and Edward's dazzling peen.

"Twatistan, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off"

"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"

"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"

by Dr Carlisle Cullen October 9, 2008