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Twatsmith

A person who refurbishes and/or mends broken or undesirable pussy.
After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.

My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.

Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.

My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
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Twatisaurus

A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.

A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.

2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011
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twautism

A complex psychiatric condition affecting as many as 68 million American women over the age of 19 and characterized by rapid a decline in thought, speech and behavioral patterns, with exacerbations and remissions occurring in close concert with sufferers' menstrual periods.
When Bill saw normally dignified non-demonstrative Heloise screeching curses at the coterie of shitty but otherwise harmless musicians gathered in the public sewer known as the Pearl Street Mall, he was dumbfounded.

"Her?" he said to Ricardo.

Bill's friend leaned in close. "Twautism," he said in grave, conspiratorial tones. "Every goddamn month around this time, you'd swear she'd just eaten a box of thermometers."
by kemibe February 23, 2013
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Twaism

The philosophy, morals, and inventions of Twa that are semi questionable to just plain retarded with no forethought or explanation for the idea beforehand
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by Twa Industries LLC February 1, 2023
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Twatsmith

A person who regularly hammers good/great pussy.
1) Hugh Hefner is a master Twatsmith.

2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.
by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
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Twatsmack

When you're out with your girls, there is always one who will twatsmack you from getting laid
by imjmieslv72 December 16, 2017
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Twatish

Behaving or saying something way out of context; behaving like a twat
Ken: Obama's healthcare reforms are crazy
Joe: What a twatish comment. What do you want - millions of people without any care? You are a real twat
by rapmac September 29, 2009
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