After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.
My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.
Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.
My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.
Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.
My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
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A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.
2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011
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When Bill saw normally dignified non-demonstrative Heloise screeching curses at the coterie of shitty but otherwise harmless musicians gathered in the public sewer known as the Pearl Street Mall, he was dumbfounded.
"Her?" he said to Ricardo.
Bill's friend leaned in close. "Twautism," he said in grave, conspiratorial tones. "Every goddamn month around this time, you'd swear she'd just eaten a box of thermometers."
"Her?" he said to Ricardo.
Bill's friend leaned in close. "Twautism," he said in grave, conspiratorial tones. "Every goddamn month around this time, you'd swear she'd just eaten a box of thermometers."
by kemibe February 23, 2013
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by Twa Industries LLC February 1, 2023
Get the Twaism mug.1) Hugh Hefner is a master Twatsmith.
2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.
2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.
by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
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Joe: What a twatish comment. What do you want - millions of people without any care? You are a real twat
Joe: What a twatish comment. What do you want - millions of people without any care? You are a real twat
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