twatbot

some piece of electronics that makes your life a misery.

Or if your lucky enough to know a robot who happens to be a twat then this also applies to "it". I got this from TPBs Ricky . cuntdroid also a good one as is any combination of cunt, twat, bot and droid.

As in "that tills a fucking twatbot"

by Maffro January 16, 2008

twatnuts

n. the female ovaries.
n. a person or more commonly a group of people who can't get anything correct and attempt to make out that their shortcomings are your fault, or simply someone or some group who continually fucks up.
See also: cuntnut(s), asshat.

The people at the Chik-Fil-A last night were total twatnuts and tried to stiff me on waffle fries and my cookies and creme milkshake. Then they tried to say that I didn't order them, until I showed them the receipt. What twatnuts!

by Brodie Cumberland May 20, 2008

twatknot

Insult. Origin unknown.

"Don't get your twat in a knot, you twatknot!"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

Twatnozzle

An insult for a particularly idiotic person. It is as its best if you add Fucktard before it; Fucktard Twatnozzle.

The Fucktard at the beginning adds emphasis.

Twatnozzle also refers to the opening of the vagina.

Man, Greg is such a Fucktard Twatnozzle!

by lonewolf0959 July 4, 2008

twatnose

somone thats very very stupid and is basically an ugly person

person 1: dude your such a twatnose its unreal
person 2: yah uh thats me
person 3: beef.

by thejendawg January 20, 2009

twatnoir

someone who wheres turtlenecks, drinks french wine and eats fancy cheese

ted mosby in his college years was a twatnoir

by duchess02 June 19, 2011

Twasnot

The mucus that is released when a womens water breaks just before giving birth.

When her water broke twasnot ran down her leg.

by TezMuertoPres March 5, 2018