Twankboi

A twankboi is the type of person that pulls their pants all the way down when they use a urinal, just in general a douchebag.

Ben: maaaan why does that guy have his pants all the way down when he pisses in the urinal?
Tyrone: man, dat guy is a twankboi

by Joestir November 6, 2018

Twanked

Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.

Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"

by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015

Twankquiliser

The act of masturbation at bedtime to induce a soporific state conducive to sleep

“How did you sleep, honey?”
“Great! Had a twankquiliser and it worked a treat.”
“You shitbag, that’s why the sheets were sticky!”

by Tunafin July 5, 2019

twank twankies

rims that are 22 inches in diameter.

Homie got that tahoe sittin on them twank twankies.

by ridingclean April 29, 2008

twankies

The slang for twenty inch rims.From the ghetto root word twanky, which means twenty.

Damn foo',those twankies be of the chain, nigga'!
Dats a nice pair o' twankies youz gots der dawg.

by omar March 31, 2004

dank twank

dank twank is when a females crotch smells so horrific it makes you want to vomit all over her face.

i no this bitch that has hella bad dank twank.

by HaZe_313 April 6, 2007

Twanking

Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.

Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.

by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021