twainis

a goof...twat/anus/penis

sheesh, what a twainis you've become ken

by m 0'nuillian January 18, 2004

Twaining

To publish under a pseudonym like Mark Twain.

I am totally Twaining this tumblr page, it is way to personal.

by Samuel Langhorne Clemens August 11, 2012

Twainiac

A fan of country music star Shania Twain

Twainiacs were thrilled when Shania took to the stage.

by Greg Davis September 30, 2007

Twainitus

A common affliction suffered by facebook users wherein they prentiously aspire to make everything they post a perenial moment in the history of Western literature and philosophical thought and/or witty aphorisms of universal truth found in the mundanity's of their banal lives.

"To brush my teeth or not to brush my teeth, that is the question"

"The dog has shit on the carpet again, ah, the story of mankind"

These guys have Twainitus.

by lowgold December 25, 2011

Twazini

Vagina

Kevin was on his was to get some Twazini in the mini van.

by -Zulu- October 23, 2016