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Turtlebackery

Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.
Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!

Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).
by Daniel Wagner December 29, 2007
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turtlebanging

Two fat slobs taking turns pounding in each others asses. Or a professor who sticks his finger in a turtles ass to demonstrate evolution.
Ow my back hurts from all the turtlebanging I did last night!
by bitchslap102 April 7, 2015
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