turquoise

Anal intercourse. A corruption of the French idiom, à la turc, meaning, in the Turkish manner, meaning anal intercourse.

Do you like it turquoise?

turquoise by Hey Presto! May 22, 2004

Turquoise

Part of a hideous color scheme once used in the 1970s by University of New Mexico sporting teams. The color (and gem) has since been banned from humanity.

Hey grandpa, I was looking at old Lobos photos. Didja know turquoise was hideous 100 years ago?

Turquoise by Lobo Man April 25, 2010

Turquoise

Mostly known as a color also used as a name. Crys over dogs peeing on their bed. Screams alot. Often acts out in fits of childish rage. This person should be watched closely for their schizophrenic qualitys

Today i wore a turquoise scarf.
My sister turquoise is a crazy bitch.

Turquoise by Kmonty September 29, 2009

Turquoise Enchilada 

A relatively rare pussy disease in southern Zimbabwe that devours the innards of the squishy region at an alarming rate. One may hear unusual squealing from the putang if in possession of this contagion. Oh, and the pussy will excrete turquoise shards, that if squeezed, will unleash plentiful chunky mold and slimy, cream-filled roaches. Incomparably delicious goo can be consumed from these roaches. Yum yum

Guy 1: I was bout to hit this bih last night, but I took one look and saw these roaches crawlin' outta her vag!
Guy 2: That wild brah, bih's gotta have a turquoise enchilada

Turquoise Enchilada by Truffle butter 69 February 15, 2017

turquoise-brained idiot 

someone who did something so idiotic that the color or their brain is turquoise

Jamey: so yesterday i entered so hospital without a mask so i can get tested for covid-19 and i was told to leave so i yelled at them, and spit on them!
Josh: Jamey you turquoise-brained idiot you need a mask.

turquoise-brained idiot by weetoman1987 January 11, 2021

turquoise bone 

really hot pale girls with good bodies.

awhhhh yeaaa she a turquoise bone

turquoise bone by TurquoiseBoney April 8, 2011

Turquoise Taco 

It's like blue balls, but for girls!

Things got hot and heavy with my man last night, but then he fell asleep and left me with a Turquoise Taco!

Turquoise Taco by candyrockstar April 22, 2010