an asian nation that everyone seemed to trample on throughout history: alexander the great, genghas kahn, the turks, the soviets. the nation finally became independent after soviet collapse, but things got no better. instead, a former communist big shot, a mr. nayazov, took power and created a crazy cult of personality. he recently died, so things are pretty unstable.
in turkmenistan, nayazov's cult of personality forced his picture to be on everything from cereal boxes to watches.
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Dylan Turkenkopf once missed two straight days of school. Those days are now called Saturday and Sunday.
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“I wish I could book a flight to Turkmenistan!”
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Saying something bad about the president in Turkmenistan can lead to you disappearing to never be seen again.
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