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turkmenistan

an asian nation that everyone seemed to trample on throughout history: alexander the great, genghas kahn, the turks, the soviets. the nation finally became independent after soviet collapse, but things got no better. instead, a former communist big shot, a mr. nayazov, took power and created a crazy cult of personality. he recently died, so things are pretty unstable.
in turkmenistan, nayazov's cult of personality forced his picture to be on everything from cereal boxes to watches.
by Ben E. Hama February 4, 2007
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Turkenruschen

När du lägger ruschen för att göra en snabb byteshandel med turken.
Person1:"Ska du lägga turkenruschen"
Person2: "jajemen"
by HexagonSolsken February 13, 2023
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Dylan Turkenkopf

Dylan Turkenkopf is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's always wearing the newest trendy clothing, always using the newest slang and radiates a cool vibe overall. Don't be fooled though, he is also very nice. He won't ever talk down on you, and will always build you up. In terms of physical appearance, there isn't a man more handsome. Looking at his body bare is one of the greatest visual treats one can experience. When he walks down the halls or down the street, women line up just to get a quick glance. He could pull anyone he wanted to, but stays humble and waits for his moment on love.
From the very first moment he touched a soccer ball, he received 34 different major Division 1 scholarship offers. Apart from having insane sporting ability, he is also insanely smart, receiving offers to work for NASA... straight out of elementary school.

VERY HOT!!!
Dylan Turkenkopf once missed two straight days of school. Those days are now called Saturday and Sunday.
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Turkmenistan

The best country to be at in 2020. The word coronavirus is banned in that good old country, but in other countries it’s a must!
I wish I could book a flight to Turkmenistan!”
by LikeXD31 May 17, 2020
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Turkmenistan

Former Republic of the Soviet Union and is still ran like a communist state with little room for dissent or opposition, and the same party getting elected over and over with 99.999% of votes. It borders Iran, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, and Afghanistan. The president has a Stalin style cult of personality around him and his picture is everywhere.
Saying something bad about the president in Turkmenistan can lead to you disappearing to never be seen again.
by IceChill789 August 9, 2021
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turkmenistan

cleanest prostitutes in the region.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes
cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s.
by bombenleger October 20, 2022
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senile turnmentia

When the old guy in the car in the left turn lane in front of you has his right turn signal blinking.
OMG, he's got the wrong turn signal on again…must be a severe case of senile turnmentia...
by tanker177 February 18, 2011
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