"Hey my name is Mary Ann"
"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"
"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."
"Anytime."
"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"
"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."
"Anytime."
by sleepingbeauty March 1, 2008
Get the turkey neck mug.The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.
by diy July 28, 2008
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Get the Turkey Neck mug.My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.
by crunkalicious July 4, 2004
Get the turkey neck mug.a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down between your penis and your ball sack. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb
"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("
by nathan S June 2, 2006
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"OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"
by Bum Bandit 709 November 9, 2011
Get the Turkey Neck mug.an unsightly, nauseating wobble of excess skin hanging from an elderly individuals white powdery neck in a comical fashion
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