Dylan Turkenkopf

Dylan Turkenkopf is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's always wearing the newest trendy clothing, always using the newest slang and radiates a cool vibe overall. Don't be fooled though, he is also very nice. He won't ever talk down on you, and will always build you up. In terms of physical appearance, there isn't a man more handsome. Looking at his body bare is one of the greatest visual treats one can experience. When he walks down the halls or down the street, women line up just to get a quick glance. He could pull anyone he wanted to, but stays humble and waits for his moment on love.
From the very first moment he touched a soccer ball, he received 34 different major Division 1 scholarship offers. Apart from having insane sporting ability, he is also insanely smart, receiving offers to work for NASA... straight out of elementary school.

VERY HOT!!!

Dylan Turkenkopf once missed two straight days of school. Those days are now called Saturday and Sunday.

by Currently riding Dylan's meat March 9, 2023

turfed

to be removed from a certain place or establishment
to be rejected

"shame blad you got turfed"

by mr majestic June 12, 2005

Turfn

Stands for: Taking Up Room On The Floor.
Like having your own turf on the dance floor.
Also a style of Dance from the Bay.
Part of the Hyphy movement.

"Lil Robz and the rest of the hyphy crew are Turfn on the dance floor."

by RobynLopelazuldo June 28, 2007

turpentastic

When you know something is bad for you, like paint thinner fumes, but you choose to ignore it... Can apply to substances other than turpentine.

"It smells like death in here!"
"I know, it's turpentastic!!!"

by K. Ninja February 24, 2007

turenne

if this dude has a last name he has a big dick

damn that dude has a last name is turenne he got a big dick

by jgffgjdi November 19, 2017

The Turpen

Stopping a car from rolling on you hand by sticking another body part in the tire's way.

John did The Turpen in the driveway, but his leg is fine!

by Maquina January 19, 2011

Home Turfer

When you defecate at home by choice.

Worker: "Jesus- your farts fucking stink! Finish that off in the can, will ya?!"

Co-Worker: "No way- I'm gonna ride this out until I get home and drop a glorious home turfer."

by FineCharlie July 18, 2019