Turdnado

1. A shitstorm of epic ferocity that hits without warning.

WIFE: How was work today?
HUSBAND: Everything was great until about 2 o'clock when that TURDNADO hit. I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.

by @DJCharlieBlac September 5, 2013

turdocracy

This is a government that is intentionally abusive towards the persons autocratically governed; literally, a government that acts like a turd.

Gen. Benjamin F. Butler's military rule over New Orleans is a classical example of a turdocracy in action with its arbitrariness and studied offensiveness: he was a steaming turd in every way.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 22, 2005

holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Turdo

When used with the pronoun Justin, signifies our current Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Who the hell implemented that policy Ted?! It was the man in Ottawa, you know, that Turdo!

by RealPolitico December 19, 2017

e-turding

When angry people drop nasty conceptual bombs in social media realms.

She takes regular digital shits by e-turding whenever she gets a moment.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

turbonium

The element that a VW Beetle Turbo is made out of. What else??

Dude, that VW is made from Turbonium.. I know because the commercial for it said so.

by Jacob Miller May 17, 2006

turdonion

when one peels back the layers of of detail in a situation, encountering increasing levels of pain and discomfort (e.g. crying while peeling an onion), only to discover in the end that the situation is in fact really a turd.

Hey Mike... I've been digging into this new project you gave me, and I don't think it's an onion...I am standing here crying holding a turd... Thanks for the turdonion, bro..

by DaddyG August 6, 2012