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thicankles

The next step of cankles...A combination of the words "thighs," "calves," and "ankles". Used when one's legs are so non-muscular and overweight that you can't tell the difference between the three different parts. Usually a result of excessive eating, lack of exercising, or just plain bad luck.
"Damn..did you see Jenna's thicankles today in her plaid shorts? That's just wrong"
"Yeah, for real man, she should really try to work out, I don't think it's legal to have that small amount of muscle"
by Hailister May 23, 2009
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Tuscan

Tuscan is the official language of Italy, San Marino and Switzerland. It is the real name of what is commonly known as Italian. In the Italic Peninsula many dialects of Latin appeared and the Tuscan dialect spoken in Florence became the official language of the whole Italian territory.
Unfortunately, due to the European nationalism it started to be called "Italian".
Ezekiel: Hey, Luca, I've been told that your grandpa is Italian.
Luca: Hehe, yes. Did my father tell you about it?
Ezekiel: Yes, he did.
Luca: Well, you now know why I have been christened with a Tuscan name.
by Ezechiel August 16, 2006
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Tuscan Pot Roast

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.
Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.
by lerk99 March 12, 2017
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Tuncay

Tuncay is a Turkic name. Its meaning is the moon with a color of tungsten, and another meaning is beautiful like the moon. Tuncay is a loyal, caring, and loving person. Having a relationship with him would feel great, he is not jealous just because he trusts you, and he will remain loyal to you. Being a friend of him would still be good, as he would fight for you with all he's got.
"Tuncay's the perfect friend."
-Sam to Tom
by tanni4311 July 22, 2020
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Tuscan T-Bone

1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.

2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".
Bill: Ouch! Shit!

Sophie: What happened?

Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!
by oso31 June 19, 2007
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tuscaloosa tussle

In a word, Incest. preferably with your sister or dad.
I walked by jimmy yesterday and we was having quite the Tuscaloosa tussle
by White Steel December 10, 2018
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Tricareatops

Pronounced: (Try•Care•A•Tops)

The lowliest of low. These bottom feeders are the trailer park queens that got some joe drunk enough to slip it in her raw dog, and now he’s living everyday in a fast food fueled nightmare that has become his daily grind. This monstrosity of a woman lives off BAH and Separate Rats. Known for chasing joe for the fabled military healthcare, thus the name.
Have you seen SGT Snuffy’s wife?

She a big girl.
He’s got himself a damn Tricareatops!
by FML FML FML October 1, 2019
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