tub 

To get with, tap, hook up or have sex with a girl.

Are you gunna tub tonight?

tub by TubMaster December 14, 2010

tub 

verb from the infamous tubgirl photos meaning to acrobatically project copious volumes of liquid faeces out of ones ass at such a velocity and trajectory as to land in ones own face with dramatic artistic effect.

Q:"dude do you want to go out with ani and her friends?"

A: "I'd rather tub myself in to a coma"

tub by rich-w April 5, 2008

Tub 

Small Container

I Put Your Sandwiches In A Tub

Tub by SexGoddess=p~ July 28, 2009

Tub 

An alternate for of laughing or typing lol, haha, hehe, etc.
More tubs are added for the amount of laughter

"hey look at that"
"Ewww thats ugly"
"YOUR UGLY! TUB TUB TUB TUB TUB!"

Tub by Chris West January 11, 2004

tub 

French word "Trop un Boulet".
Means You are boring...

-Omg, i forgot telling them the password on the server...
-TuB -_-

tub by Maddeleine July 8, 2006

Tub 

Tub, originating from local areas around detroit, is referred to when eating alot of food or when you want to eat at all.

haha im tubbing so much right now

dude lets go tub at coney.

Tub by Macncheesee August 11, 2010

tub 

Tub means tall ugly blonde. It's an acronym. There are a lot of these out there. Especially the ones that from the back look cool, and you're like, hey maybe I'll pick up that hottie. Then she turns around and you're just straight outta luck son.

Guy 1: "That blonde over there looks awesome from behind - I'm trying to get a look at her face"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, hope she doesn't turn out to be a tub"

Guy 1: "Damn she turned around and she's totally a TUB!"

tub by unifer March 14, 2010