Trumpocalypse
Trumpocalypse by SoManyVictimsSoLittleTime June 11, 2019
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Trumpocalypse
Noun
The complete and utter destruction of the regressive liberal viewpoint by actions matching words.
Noun
The complete and utter destruction of the regressive liberal viewpoint by actions matching words.
"Everyone to your safe spaces with your appointed therapist/reiki master, the Trumpocalypse is upon us!"
Trumpocalypse by Prometheus Partystarter February 10, 2017
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Trumpocalypse
Trumpocalypse, a term that is synonymous with apocalypse but with Trump leading the world into the end of times and eventually will usher in the return of the Lord Jesus Christ during the battle of Armageddon. Trump, the "little horn", will conquer the new world order (aka "the harlot of revelation") and thus will be the false "savior" of mankind and will confirm a covenant with many as prophesied in scripture (aka the "Abraham Accords"). After three and a half years later, Trump with his big ego will stand in the holy place at the third temple and cause the Jewish sacrifices to cease and declare himself to be God. The false prophet will enforce and fool everybody to wear the mark of Trump on their forehead or right arm in order to help "maintain peace and order" (Revelation 13:4-9). However, anybody who has the mark of the beast on their bodies will be punished by God for all eternity with fire and brimstone (Revelation 14:9-10).
Disclaimer: This is purely conjecture and is not meant to be taken seriously unless Trump is indeed the antichrist.
Disclaimer: This is purely conjecture and is not meant to be taken seriously unless Trump is indeed the antichrist.
Not a Trump cult member: Who would have thought Trump would be the one to usher in the apocalypse.
Not a Trump cult member2: Yeah, you mean the Trumpocalypse.
Not a Trump cult member2: Yeah, you mean the Trumpocalypse.
Trumpocalypse by koopatroopa1987 September 19, 2024
trumpocalypse
Noun; a portmanteau comprised of “Trump” and “apocalypse”.
trumpocalypse: the errant, often self-assigned mission amongst Donald Trump and his supporters/followers to bring about the end of the world as we know it, whilst they feel fine.
trumpocalypse: the errant, often self-assigned mission amongst Donald Trump and his supporters/followers to bring about the end of the world as we know it, whilst they feel fine.
The fecklessness of President Trump during his split second term ushered in the trumpocalypse, which precluded the US from needing to resolve the great egg-famine of 2025—who has time to cook breakfast with WWIII now on the back burner!
Whenever Uncle Justin Trudeau admonished the US (Trump in particular) and proceeded to levy tariffs on goods, it became apparent to most sane people that the trumpocalypse was most certainly underway —perhaps even ahead of the project’s originally intended/published schedule.
After Trump shamefully dismissed Zelensky, many other world leaders sensed that the oft predicted trumpocalypse had ensued, and they met with him to collaborate a peaceful solution—like any self-respecting super power nation would.
Whenever Uncle Justin Trudeau admonished the US (Trump in particular) and proceeded to levy tariffs on goods, it became apparent to most sane people that the trumpocalypse was most certainly underway —perhaps even ahead of the project’s originally intended/published schedule.
After Trump shamefully dismissed Zelensky, many other world leaders sensed that the oft predicted trumpocalypse had ensued, and they met with him to collaborate a peaceful solution—like any self-respecting super power nation would.
trumpocalypse by JeeseSneeze March 7, 2025
Turkpocalypse
Turkpocalypse is another word for the United States civic holiday, Thanksgiving.
Turkpocalypse refers particularly to the large-scale killing of turkeys in preparation for the Thanksgiving celebration, since turkey is the most common main dish served at the central meal to which the celebration is largely dedicated each November.
Turkpocalypse refers particularly to the large-scale killing of turkeys in preparation for the Thanksgiving celebration, since turkey is the most common main dish served at the central meal to which the celebration is largely dedicated each November.
In a silly display of tradition, every year the President of the United States 'pardons' at least one turkey, saving it from its otherwise certain doom with the annual arrival of Turkpocalypse.
One side-effect of Turkpocalypse is a nationwide tryptophan-induced, after-dinner nap while watching the game on TV.
One side-effect of Turkpocalypse is a nationwide tryptophan-induced, after-dinner nap while watching the game on TV.
Turkpocalypse by Neologian-PJG November 29, 2011