Turkpocalypse

Turkpocalypse is another word for the United States civic holiday, Thanksgiving.

Turkpocalypse refers particularly to the large-scale killing of turkeys in preparation for the Thanksgiving celebration, since turkey is the most common main dish served at the central meal to which the celebration is largely dedicated each November.

In a silly display of tradition, every year the President of the United States 'pardons' at least one turkey, saving it from its otherwise certain doom with the annual arrival of Turkpocalypse.

One side-effect of Turkpocalypse is a nationwide tryptophan-induced, after-dinner nap while watching the game on TV.

Turkpocalypse by Neologian-PJG November 29, 2011

Trumpocalypse 

The universal wide spread destruction, disaster and collapse of the United States due to Donald Trump's corruption, lack of experience and hard work, malignant narcissism and his relationship with Putin of Russia. Which includes the encouragement of the extreme military right wing

After 6 months as president Trump has caused the Trumpocalypse everyone was worried about which wrecked the United States as we knew it.

Trumpocalypse by geraldatwork February 7, 2017

trumpocalypse 

The catastrophic destruction or damage of civilization following the election of Donald Trump as president of the United States of America.

Millions of Americans will try to flee to Canada to escape The Trumpocalypse.

trumpocalypse by carpenoctem15 July 21, 2016

Trumpocalypse 

When everything in America starts going down the drain during Donald Trump presidency.

The stock market dropped 300 points, it's Trumpocalypse!

Trumpocalypse by Mayrut January 3, 2017

Trumpocalypse 

The sense of impending doom to be visited upon us in the event of a Trump victory. Also, the actual end of the world brought about as our modern world order comes crashing down in a financial meltdown and emphatically wrought by Trombies - the intolerant zombies espousing Trump doctrine (AKA - koolaid)

Have you ordered your Amazon Pantry shipment yet? I hear the Republican Convention will be decided soon and you know that you'll need some serious rations for surviving the Trumpocalypse.

Trumpocalypse by JayBirdQ July 2, 2016

Trumpocalypse 

The catastrophic events leading to the end of the world that will most likely happen if Donald Trump is elected president.

Dammit, this post - Trumpocalypse hunting and gathering is such a pain!

Trumpocalypse by manimalmandroid2 May 20, 2016

trumpocalypse 

From trump + apocalypse
The predicted end of the world that will accompany a Trump presidency.
antonym: clintonclysm

Tough choice, bro. It's either the trumpocalypse or a major clintonclysm. Whatever happens, I'm heading to Canada.

trumpocalypse by wolfreporter May 18, 2016