Poseidon's Trident

Three guys measuring their dicks together to see who has the biggest.

When we moved into our house together we had a Poseidon's Trident decide who gets the biggest room.

by BJLovesHandies August 9, 2017

Tristen

An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristen is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristens will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.

Man, that guy is such a Tristen! I wish I could be like him.

by Probablynotyou May 26, 2014

Dirty Tristen

When you have sex in a port-a-potty sitting on the toilet when the girl rides on top.

We were at a concert last week and I got a dirty Tristen

by Tjbisme April 15, 2020

trident layers

A new rising form of currency, It currently presides over the Dollar, Pound, and Euro. It is the first edible currency (not including the former German currency of Marks, that happened to be made of sausage and pretzels)

Screw You! I want to be paid in Trident Layers!

by Dr.Faust December 20, 2009

Tristen

He is that one guy you would want to be next to you right now even through he may have never notice you but you still wish you were his friend. He may be a quite kid but don't be fooled by his quietness but his smile will make everyone fall in love with him I mean just look at him. If you see him in the halls make sure to say hi because he will have one of the nicest responds back to you but don't let him be too nice most Tristen's have a gf so you better watch out. Also we cant forget how good looking they are when you look at them you may just fall in love so watch out but don't forget how good they smell.

Person 1. I wish I could talk to someone nice
Person 2. Go talk to that Tristen he is very lovely to talk to.

Wow did you see that Tristen?

by Urban Official November 29, 2020

Mac and cheese trident

An invention made by attaching individual macaroni pieces to the prongs of a fork after preparing a bowl of Mac and cheese (usually, but not limited to, Kraft)

“Only the strongest women make Mac and cheese tridents”

by MissThiccums January 11, 2020

Lucifer's Trident

An all-male threesome.

Steven: What happened when you and Earl left the bar last night?
Tanner: We went home, met up with Zach, and had a Lucifer's Trident, it was nuts.

by BalaBarb May 5, 2016