french testing

A Jamaican colloquialism for placing your penis between a woman's breasts and proceeding to pleasure yourself. titty fuck

Well endowed girl comes into view....

Tom: "Check out those double Ds man!!!"

Mark: "French testing for the win!"

by earlito December 5, 2010

trickle treating

The Bone-apple-tea version of Trick or Treating.

Trickle Treating: the wrong way of pronouncing ‘Trick or Treating’

Person 1: we going trickle-treating tonight?
Person 2: do you mean Trick or Treating?
Person 1: oh is that how it’s spelt. I’m an idiot.

by AshKetchup9 October 13, 2019

drug testing

a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life

*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.

by The Gibber March 8, 2007

Testing spray patterns

The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.

Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"

OR

Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."

by Kurzawa June 16, 2011

tresing

the way of life in which a person does daily routines

sleeping, eating, talking, and making friends are all ways of the tresing life style

by tresly May 27, 2008

Pillow-Treating

To correctly perform the act of Pillow-Treating, take a female and lay her down. Part her legs, immediately grab a pillow- begin flapping it repeatedly onto her vagina. This will send her wild with pleasure.

"I hear Terry and Sophie have been pillow-treating on a regular basis."

by Gay Feeler January 13, 2010

Testing...

Just pushing the stupidity meter of definitions that UD will publish. If by chance this gets published, and you're unfortunate enough to stumble upon this while looking for an actual definition, move on, my child.

Testing... to see if UD will publish this dumb shit. 'Tis just a test. Move along.

by cinimodde October 7, 2018