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transtemporal masturbation

The phenomenon in which one begins masturbating at 11:59pm on New Years Eve, and ejaculates minutes later in the next year. Resultantly, the person's single masturbation session occured in two seperate years.
I started jerking off in 2016, and finished in 2017. I just engaged in transtemporal masturbation.
by iHeartBaconator December 31, 2016
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Transliterated

The use of translation to give the definition of a word, given to the reader to make it easier to understand. It is also repeated for less misinformation
I transliterated the word *baka* and it meant idiot in Japanese to english
by Elasticseggs July 4, 2023
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Transitory

Word used by the federal reserve to describe "perpetual".
BTC is a speculative scam, don't worry, the ongoing price increases are transitory.
by Treitski October 14, 2021
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Coventry Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and send a shit log from one man to the other. Known widely as the most efficient way to pass turds between two dudes.
I was about to go drop a deuce, but why don't we just get down to business and take a ride on the Coventry Transit!!
by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021
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transtelligent

A person who is born Stupid, but in the age of PC, now identifies as (Smart) 'Transtelligent.'
Libtard: Hey, whatever happened to that awkwardly eccentric kid "Stupid-Dumb" from grade 9? Has he graduated yet?
Social Justice Warrior: I doubt it. He is the only student in the world to have his photos in school yearbooks for 19 consecutive years
Libtard: Yes, I saw that in the news last year, but word has it that "Stupid-Dumb" has been injecting the new Pfizer Einstein hormones into his brain and now identifies himself as 'Transtelligent.'

Social Justice Warrior: Good for him! We must never refer to him as "Stupid-Dumb"ever again.. that would be racist!
by Higzy Teflon February 18, 2021
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Ginger Transition Temperature

This is the temperature up to which the ginger is said to be more relaxed and comfortable. Approaching 16'C there is a slight change in state (Tg) from relaxed to mildly irritated. a colour transition is also noted (typically - white to pale pink).

It does depend on how quickly you heat them up tho and to which max temp (25-30'C). Note here that a fast heating rate will cause non-relaxation and charring...

if you employ a typical heating rate of 1'C/min across a range of -4'C to 16'C you will cause the subject to go through what is called the Tg or ginger Transition temperature.

The next step is to slow the heating rate to 0.2'C/min as anything in excess of this can cause ginger stress in the subject (indicated by pink cheeks and a frown).

En route to 25'C it is imperative to introduce the chemical SPF 1000000 or White Exterior Walls Gloss Paint. This allows the ginger to slowly come to terms with the external environment.

If however the system is feeling imbalanced on a particular day then a coating of tin foil and cellotape can also be utilised for masking any external environmental influence.

after 25'C the system may become unstable and pink cheeks and frown are subject to progress into bouts of severe irritation.A whining noise is also typically noted at ca. 27'C.

After which the subject will char severely and rapidly degrade into a pile of angry ash.
Guy 1: Where did that ginger go to?

Guy 2: Oh the temperature increased from 16'C to 24'C quite quickly there...

Guy 1: Ah the ginger transition temperature was reached way too quickly...... thats what happens when they think they have souls...

Guy 2: check your shoes, the last thing I need is a Tg red waffle stain.... the wife would not be impressed....
by fockboy July 28, 2010
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For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'
If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.
by pseudomath April 28, 2010
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